Reply To: Shaking up the world

Dear Ben, I suggest a wife-beater singlet and necklace to hold your wedding ring. This balances macho with sophistication.

As for anyone struggling with man-boobs; I suggest climbing the roof-sections. This will flatten most male mammaries.

Now for my gripe: Pizza in the gym.

Secondarily because the grease on the holds lowers my ability by about 2 grades. The bottom 4 feet of the bouldering walls get really interesting as well.

Primarily because I get hungry and can’t concentrate. Once my partner asked me about the crux and I responded with “Deep pan and extra olives please”. He feel a long way that day…

Naturally I don’t object to kiddie parties subsidising my membership, but hey, gripes aren’t meant to be rational.