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  • 27 March 2009 at 12:00 AM #7699 Reply
    Elvis

      Hi everyone,

      I have decided not to go climbing or bouldering this weekend.

      You are all invited to join me. No camping fees are required, no permission from land owners is required and no booking of quarries is required.

      Hopefully it will be a very successful, enjoyable and worthwile no-event.

      ahuh

      28 March 2009 at 12:00 AM #7700 Reply
      JFK

        Hi Elvis,

        Thanks for the invite. I think The Duke and I will join you. Shall we say 7 am for a BBQ and champers breakfast? John can show his .45 lever action and I’ll show you my fake bullet hole.

        9 June 2009 at 12:00 AM #7701 Reply
        huh?

          I don’t get it man..

          ps Im not really in africa, but sunny maylands

          11 June 2009 at 12:00 AM #7702 Reply
          Marilyn Monroe

            Well Huh? If you had bothered not to come as the invite stated you would get it! Geeez, it wasn’t that confusing for a real hardcore was it?

            11 June 2009 at 12:00 AM #7703 Reply
            Bob Geldoff

              wow, I love you guys

              11 June 2009 at 12:00 AM #7704 Reply
              Elvis

                Due the enormous popularity of my first No climbing weekend event, I am going to organise a bigger and even less eventful weekend. The second No Climbing weekend will be so uneventful that NOBODY is invited!

                Hope to see none of you there…..stay tuned for details that will not come.

                20 June 2009 at 12:00 AM #7705 Reply
                Tami Flu

                  Being so hugely inspired by your recent not climbing expeditions, I have made the decision to completely give up climbing, hoping for the same liberating trips to nowhere with nobody in the future.

                  I would like some advice though, how does one pull off such a well excecuted not climbing trip, time and time again ?

                  I have so far attempted not climbing by selling all my climbing gear, becoming overweight, injured and moving to a house as far away from climbing gyms and rock as possible.

                  Any further advice would be highly appreciated. In ther meantime, please keep us updated on your latest not climbing trips. CM

                  20 June 2009 at 12:00 AM #7706 Reply
                  Tami Flu

                    Forgot to mention I have already taken the wise precaution of having a toddler and a new baby is on the way to assist in not climbing trips.

                    23 June 2009 at 12:00 AM #7707 Reply
                    Elvis

                      Tami,

                      I see from your extreme dedication you are but one step away from pure non-climber legend status. All that remains for you is to embrace that last name of yours and acquire a lethal dose of Swine Flu. Then and only then will your name be forever held as a legend of non-climbing. We may even dedicate an annual international no climbing event to yourself.

                      keep up the non effort….the less you do the harder it gets

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